Were U Me?

Ok, so here’s the answers (and the questions again, just for good measure):

%) If a Predator kills you, he’ll get to keep your skull as a trophy. If you kill him, you’ll get to keep….?
-An antique pistol, dating back to early 1700.

+) What does a high ranking military officer expect of you if he finds you sporting a Harvard Mouth while wearing a Faggoty White Uniform?
-He expects you to stand there and extend him som fucking courtesy, and also to ask him – whatever it is you need to ask him – nicely.

#) According to Tom Hanks, where are you absolutely NOT allowed to cry?
-In baseball!

£) Who thinks he’s on the Express Elevator To Hell – Going Down?
-Private Hudson, US Marine Corps.

!) If Kaihoro’s in trouble, you quickly send out….?
-The Boys!

¤) What is a suitable punishment for spilling paint in the garage?
-A burn mark (about the size of a cigar) on the inside of your lower right arm.

&) Before his friend blew up they were gonna cruise around in a Chevy Convertible ’til the tires fell off. Who is he?
-John J. Rambo.

*) Where is Arch Stanton buried?
-At Sad Hill Cemetary (next to an unmarked grave containing a lot of money).

$) What is the proper response when told by the bicycle-police of the Los Angeles-beach area that you’re part of the Don’t Let This Happen To You-Crowd?
-A ‘Golf-Clap’.

?) His name is Bubba Sawyer Jr, but his friends call him…?

That’s it.
How did you do?


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